Phone On A Plane

there's a plan to allow phones on aeroplanes... i dont switch my phone off when im on the plane anyway... i think the whole signal interruption thing is over rated! they ask you too nicely to switch off your phones; Iv been treated like a criminal the whole time in my airport experience for having nail clippers, had my luggage sniffed by dogs and thoroughly searched...EVERYWHERE! "why the manners NOW?" seems weird to me...

People at the airport channel their problems into making your life hell! do they get a promotion for how many peoples' plans they can fuck up!
'If you dont let on this plane, that is clearly not anywhere near being ready, will get a raise?'
do they have chart... "I just lost some guy's luggage... put a star next to my name... im trying to get that free weekend away!"

Food

when i make a sandwich i always end up leaving the kitchen with half my sandwich already eaten! i cant help it... i need to make a sandwich for when im making sandwiches!... i also wish there were cubed tomatoes... almost like a tomato loaf... it would make the whole process more efficient, i always have huge gaps in my tomato sandwich paving!

when did bottled water become the water of choice at the restaurant? "would you like some water? still or sparkling?" WTF!!! "would you like me to pay this bill with money... real or monopoly?"

i think staining your clothes is food's last 'Fuck You' before they go! going down fighting! "got a pretty hostile club sandwich here chief!" I HATE IT WHEN MY T-SHIRT GETS STAINED!!!
i think that terrorists shouldn't fill their bombs with nails and shit but with oil and paint, i think it would get the message across much clearer!
"and in the news... what we believe to be to be a stain bomb went off in downtown in the middle of a wedding reception... there was oil and paint everywhere... 19 got their pants stained, the bride got her brand new dress stained, some even got there underwear stained... THEIR UNDERWEAR!... "
people would be like who could be do something like this?... they even stain innocent women and children! which group is responsible for this what is their cause... make them stop!

WANK!!!

Movies!

Dstv is great because it uses satelite technology to transfer data at high speeds across the world, giving the best in local and international content.... except when its raining and there fat clouds in the sky!...
How crazy is that, thats like getting new soccer boots but not being able to play outside with them! why you there if i can't use you when i need you? soon you will be hearing people saying "aahh what a beautiful day, sky is blue and not a cloud in the sky... perfect time to watch a movie!"

is it me or are the names of the movies on African Magic so dope.. they make me wanna watch it! 'Hidden Eyes!','Knife Edge!' Knife Edge? this shit is going to blow my mind!

when ever im looking for a good movie to watch.. i always look at the date... i dont know how this makes any difference in what the movie is like... but im always like "ahh 2010 thats just last year... this must be good!"... forgetting that Leon Schuster's movie was new once upon a time!

Wank!