Thursday, March 10, 2011

Smoking


smoking is weird... its assumed that new smokers know what they doing... i think they freaking out! "THERS A FLAME REALLY CLOSE TO MY FACE... the margin for error is very small here... CAN I GET SOME GUIDANCE!..." but we all look down on them for a starting a habit that could kill them...
...yeah! smoking might kill me but do you know how many times it's saved my life? the government get millions from taxing smokers... "you enjoying the road or library?... pleasure!"

why is it that you cant have a beer without a smoke... it's as if Molboro is Castle's jealous ex and can never let you hang out with Castle alone "What you guys up to?!"

burning someone with your smoke is always awkward... no matter whose fault it was, the smoker is always is the douche bag... have you ever burnt someone and pretended that nothing happen... the trick is wiping the ash off them without them noticing (however, dont blame me if you've got a hole in your clothes.. it happens to me too)!!

Wank!




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