Thursday, March 31, 2011

Headphones


Make sure your headphones are visible... people assume the worst!

Having head phones on makes you feel so detached from the world and everyone... which i love... however you never know how loud your burps and farts are... you dont know which category it was in...1)no one know anything, 2)no one heard but all know its you, 3)heard but it was so soft that you laugh it off , or 4)just rude and disgusting!... so there you are doing fart detective work on the spot... gauging the extent of the damage... you have to come up with a diagnosis soon or you just have to go for the full apology and cover all the scenarios! but it sucks doing a full apology and you only done a 1)!

i hate singing along to rap... cause i always remember weird parts of the song and to people im sitting next to it sounds like im a violent rain man! "Gun in the mouth/ rape/ child abuse/shoot em up/ murder!"


wank (whisper)

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